I am aware of the fact that I have a good life. This is true for most of the people I know, though all of us face adversity from time to time. Still, I’m going to whine a little about something that my life is missing. In order to have it, Apple would have to figure out a way to make life apps. Wouldn’t that be wonderful? I know which one I’d want, though yours might be something different.
I would like my own personal soundtrack. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to live in a movie. I like making up my own dialogue, thank you very much. And I like being surprised by life, and also appreciate not knowing when the end is coming. So, no script app. But a soundtrack is a completely different thing. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to meet a friend on the street and have just the right kind of music playing lightly (or not so lightly) in the background? If the conversation was intense, there might be a pulsating undertone. Or maybe just a poignant violin, depending on the topic. If one of you was having a bad day, the other would know it instantly.
There might be some downsides to it, like if you were planning to kill somebody and everywhere you went, violins were shrieking like they do in horror movies, right before the monster appears. However, I’m a pacifist, so I don’t think it would be a problem. Some of our family dinners might be a little crazy, but that would just be business as usual. We usually have music anyway, come to think of it.
For my personal, every day life, I want the music to swell for me, like it did for Scarlett O’Hara in the movie, ‘Gone With the Wind.’ When I dig in our garden, I want a whole orchestra backing up the flow of my tears as I hold up a shrunken vegetable and cry “As God is my witness, I’ll never plant potatoes again.” So much more satisfying than just whining to my husband about it when things don’ t turn out. And relationships would reach a whole new level of interest. Especially the sex part. (Forgive me, my children, but its true. Parents have sex. And yes, they would like some music, too.)
A soundtrack would be especially useful when times are tough. When my self esteem is circling the toilet bowl with all the other crap, I’d like a little music to mark the pain. Maybe our soundtracks could be programmed to gradually get more upbeat if we’re wallowing too long in our self pity. It would drag us right out of the doldrums and have us marching to a whole new tune, feeling great about life again. Most of all, I want a soundtrack that, like Mary Tyler Moore, gives me permission to just go ahead and throw my hat in the air. Because, if I do it to music, then I’ll know for sure. I’m going to make it after all. (drum beat and cat meow) Sigh.