I have surrendered to persuasive reasoning and started practicing yoga. I do this in the confines of my own home for several reasons, but mostly for one. I’m just too embarrassed to take this show on the road. Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest, I’m woefully unsuited for this exercise. However.Continue reading “May Disturb Some Viewers”
Monthly Archives: October 2016
The Devil is Swedish. His Name is Ikea
We are an optimistic pair, my husband and I. Or maybe we’re just deluded. It’s entirely possible that enough time had passed since our last assembling experience that we’d forgotten what it was like. For the third time in our lives, we spent an afternoon in purgatory. It’s when we wander around the large store,Continue reading “The Devil is Swedish. His Name is Ikea”
One Cake Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Most days I do pretty well managing my wheat free, low sugar diet. I hate suffering through the hives, aching muscles, nausea and brain fog that accompany foods that don’t like me. It’s not just wheat. Gluten free crackers, cookies, and basically anything fun and well sugared also makes my body sad. Especially if IContinue reading “One Cake Over the Line, Sweet Jesus”
For Those Who Can’t Get It Up
I was reading the editorial from Maclean’s September 26th issue regarding online trolls, when I had a revelation. Since I’m Canadian, I’ll form it as an apology. I’m so sorry you can’t get it up. Maybe you never could. But perhaps a little encouragement, or even some information, will help you find success. Let’s beginContinue reading “For Those Who Can’t Get It Up”